What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 00:13
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How do women feel when they are in love?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.